Two ridiculous, surprisingly practical products: a legit bottle opener and a golf ball holder that won’t bail on your round. Made for gifts, laughs, and everyday use.
They’re funny on purpose, but they’re also built to be used. The whole idea is “high quality, low seriousness.”
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They’re made from TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane), a flexible, impact‑resistant material chosen for durability and grip. They’re built to handle real use, not just laughs.
Yes. TPU is extremely tough and resilient, making these far more durable than standard novelty plastics. They’re designed to hold up to regular bar and golf use.